and all those things that losers expect cybetronians not to understand about human culture.
"It’s customary for some humans, mostly women, to line their eyes and stain their lips." "Yeah we do that, too. Hey these are some sweet designs, I want to try that next time I get a paint job."
"Some humans put colored or clear varnish on their nails for beauty and to strengthen them." "Well, DUH, they obviously can’t lacquer the REST of their body like we do, it’s way too flexible. Ohhhh is that…water marbling?! Do you think I can get that pattern on my door panels, that’s so cute! What’s the color called?"
"Some humans use ink and needles to put words or pictures on their skin." "Holy shit, you guys have to use lasers if you want a new detail job? That’s hardcore. Snaps."
"Some humans pierce their flesh with metal and other materials for beauty. These small wounds heal and make scar tissue for a permanant hole." "Wow, cute spoilers! I like your cranial rivets. Do they make them in my size?"
"As part of hygiene regimen, humans scour their skin to remove dead tissue to make their surfaces smooth." "Everybody enjoys a good buff now and then, that’s pretty basic right?"
You can portray space car robots any way you want but I like to think that like, despite how the shows love to frame humans as so weird and squishy and exotic and strange, in actuality there’s like no effort required to understand most of what we do. They like that stuff too. They just do it in size XXXXL